Can you see that? The white sands and the azure sea... and feel that cool breeze on your skin? What could possibly be better than a moment of respite on a slice of paradise... WHY IF YOU COULD START COUNTING CRABS ON THE SHORE OF COURSE!
Welcome to the Caribbean Cartographer's Club!
Want to explore the lush mangrove ecosystem? Cavort with the friendliest dolphins this side of the Tempest Straits? Get stranded in the middle of a pirate town set ablaze in a ruthless gang war with urgent need of a Void Walker to materialize next to you with a six-pack of assorted potions?
We are the right fit for you! We love to cruise, tag sharks and sip piña coladas (not necessarily at the same time).
Oceanographers, map makers, marine biologists, naval mine appreciators and mariners of all stripes are compelled to join. For any curious onlookers we do guided yacht tours through the straits twice a day (Saturdays off, only morning tour on Sundays).
ITINERARY
- Secure a yacht
- Locate all the X's
- Protect wildlife from poachers
- Protect club members from wildlife
- Sail beyond the shores of Shantytown to assess reef health once the giant chains blocking the way have been cleared
- Lobby the Ministry of Environment to outlaw giant chains as they pose ever-present threat to marine life
And click here for access to the exclusive VIP Lounge: http://discord.gg/fY9Yek96qF
First 500 members to join will get a fitting pennant to commemorate the club's opening.