CCC Desert Duel, Trial by Objectivism or: Two Blice and a Tholly

[Critical-Foof]

Inside the infamous faction CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS, an argument broke out between Hypotenuse Sinclair and Critical Fool over where the faction stronghold happened to be. There was obviously only ONE way to settle the issue: by a laser duel in the desert. But as is so often the case, the duel wasn't the end - it ended up in court...

The Desert Duel

- Hypotenuse Sinclair said, "This town ain't big enuff for the two of us" (2025-12-13 17:51:01).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair said, "i'll meet u outside buckaroo" (2025-12-13 17:52:26).
- You say, "NO IT IS NOT AND THE DESERT BE THE JUDGE" (2025-12-13 17:52:40).
- You step outside of Riverside Square. (2025-12-13 17:52:59).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair said, "Fool you've been too busy two-talkin' out a both of yer dang sides of yer mouth" (2025-12-13 17:53:21).
- You use your bullhorn to say: "The coyote over there be my second!". (2025-12-13 17:53:25).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair said, "i ought to level u to ask, partner" (2025-12-13 17:53:54).
- Someone used a bullhorn to say: "Zolphin is my second, of course.". It was so loud, it must have come from outside. (2025-12-13 17:54:19).
- Someone used a bullhorn to say: "i reckon we ought to get this barnraisin' started". It was so loud, it must have come from outside. (2025-12-13 17:54:41).
- You say, "Ok QUIT THE TALK how many paces" (2025-12-13 17:54:45).
...
- Hypotenuse Sinclair attacked you with a Micro Decoupler and missed! (2025-12-13 17:54:48).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair took no paces, because the number that they chose was 0 (2025-12-13 17:55:10).
- You attack Hypotenuse Sinclair with your Micro Decoupler and hit for 11 points of laser damage. He is a member of your faction! You will not gain experience for this attack! (2025-12-13 17:55:09).
....
- Your mortal shell explodes in a blast of hellish fury! (2025-12-13 17:55:24).

[this below is from the log Hypotenuse Sinclair posted later - incriminating evidence of cheating - a potion of combat clarity and a double kill!]
- You retrieve a Micro Decoupler from your faction safe. (2025-12-13 17:48:20).
- You say, "This town ain't big enuff for the two of us" (2025-12-13 17:51:01).
- You remove your Pair of Black Ballerina Shoes. (2025-12-13 17:51:36).
- You don your Leopard-Print Cowboy Hat. (2025-12-13 17:51:40).
- You retrieve a Potion of Combat Clarity from your faction safe. (2025-12-13 17:52:13).
- You feel your pulse quicken and your understanding sharpen. While possessed of Combat Clarity, you will gain a +15% bonus to hit with all attacks. (2025-12-13 17:52:15).
- You say, "i'll meet u outside buckaroo" (2025-12-13 17:52:26).
...
- The skittering of festering, misshapen insects surrounds you as a small, black, iron talisman manifests in your hand. This fragment of the mutated vitality of Tholaghru is a boon for later use. (2025-12-13 17:55:24).
- Dark energies pulse in the air around you for a moment and then coalesce in your hand. You gain two Blood Ices. (2025-12-13 17:55:24).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Critical Fool and hit for 3 points of piercing damage. Her armor soaked 2 points of damage. This was enough to kill them! (2025-12-13 17:55:24).
- Your pet Stygian Murder Wasps attacked Critical Fool and hit for 3 points of piercing damage. Her armor soaked 2 points of damage. This was enough to kill them! (2025-12-13 17:55:24).

The Trial

- Your body has returned to the ground. (2025-12-14 10:04:58).
- You say, "Hello, I hear this is the court, perfect, because the injustice occured is of MELODRAMATIC proportions." (2025-12-14 10:05:51).
- You say, "The triangle Hypotenuse Sinclair and I I duelled in the desert with lasers while wearing cowboy hats. I got killed unfairly since the triangle drank a potion, which is not a drug. I sue the triangle for two blice and tholly." (2025-12-14 10:08:33).
- You say, "This is what happened OBJECTIVELY and I want to get that in before the lawyers get here." (2025-12-14 10:09:29).
- You say, "Ah, I should mention the rules that were agreed to VOLUNTARILY, LIBERALLY and OBJECTIVELY." (2025-12-14 10:11:03).
- You use your bullhorn to say: "No potions, no spells! Just two demons wiht cowboy hats and futuristic weaponry they cannot really handle!". (2025-12-14 10:11:10).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair said, "FOOL! youre hear with out council. nothing you said is admissible" (2025-12-14 10:44:44).

- You say, "See? Already talking about lawyers, and bringing two of them, like they are some sort of...collective. Communist, even." (2025-12-14 12:18:29).
- Ayn Rand said, "Well, I am the wisest individual in the Nexus, so it would make sense to come to me." (2025-12-14 14:19:52).
- Ayn Rand said, "I only judge people on the basis of the principles I set out in my critically acclaimed body of work, though." (2025-12-14 14:20:31).
- Ayn Rand said, "But, since Objectivism is a morally superior philosophy, there is no more just standard to be judged by." (2025-12-14 14:22:43).
- Ayn Rand said, "I don't work for free, though. I'm no socialist. I generally accept payment in cigarettes, but am open to other forms of currency." (2025-12-14 14:27:32).
- Ayn Rand said, "I am a capitalist, after all." (2025-12-14 14:27:41).
- Ayn Rand lights up another cigarette, sitting in her throne-like chair and breathing deeply. (2025-12-14 14:28:35).
- Ayn Rand flashes a look of annoyance after realizing that was the last cigarette in her pack, dumping the empty package into a waste bin to the left of her chair. (2025-12-14 14:29:30).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ goggles at the spectacle with all 8 mismatched eyes... I mean... free individual eyes! he searches his pockets for cigarettes (2025-12-14 14:34:24).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ remembers he's composed of bundles of sticks and doesn't have any pockets. (2025-12-14 14:36:01).

- You say, "That is a fair deal, I dare say. Here are your cigarettes, you honour, and ONLY your cigarettes." (2025-12-14 15:22:27).
- (2 times) You give your Pack of Cigarettes to Ayn Rand. (2025-12-14 15:22:43).
- You give your Bottle of Fermented Blood to Ayn Rand. (2025-12-14 15:22:47).
- You give your Bottle of Rum to Ayn Rand. (2025-12-14 15:22:50).
- You give your Dose of Amphetamines to Ayn Rand. (2025-12-14 15:22:54).
- You give your Dose of Painkillers to Ayn Rand. (2025-12-14 15:22:56).
- You say, "That is how a contract between free individuals works! It is very, very moral." (2025-12-14 15:23:49).

- Hypotenuse Sinclair slides a couple packs of cigs accross the desk of the Honorable Judge Rand. (2025-12-14 20:21:11).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair said, "My legal council would like to admit into evidence this potion of combat clarity. Let the record be shown that there are no drugs present in an measure of this standard vial." (2025-12-14 20:23:16).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair said, "For the record, I, only have one Lawyer present. Unlike you Firstname Critical Lastname Fool. I don't suppose that bodes well for the fate of your case, hmm?" (2025-12-15 01:41:18).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair said, "Zolphin was my honorable legal dueling second, per our duel. As my hired legal council (see: lawyer) once was your legal dueling second, fool." (2025-12-15 01:43:42).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair said, "Fair is fair!" (2025-12-15 01:43:57).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair said, "I could afford the needed compensation for such a prestigous desert lawyer like this here legal wolf." (2025-12-15 01:46:14).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair said, "unlike you who had to take a pro-bono public defend. who can't even make it to trial on time." (2025-12-15 01:48:05).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair said, "Barely Legal Liemanen." (2025-12-15 01:48:30).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair harumphs and Very Posh and Expensive Desert Wolf Lawyer harumphs along. (2025-12-15 01:49:24).

- Liberia Crystal boogies on in and gets low low down (2025-12-15 02:18:39).
- Liberia Crystal said, "WHAT UP MY COMRADESKIS" (2025-12-15 02:18:49).
- Liberia Crystal said, "we here to communise the wicked, wicked, naught Ayn Rand?" (2025-12-15 02:19:00).
- Liberia Crystal said, "come comrades, let's get jury nullification going!" (2025-12-15 02:19:38).

- ←°•·∞·•°→ said, "may it please the court, may I approach the bar .with this amicus brief?" (2025-12-15 02:50:38).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ shambles into action, producing nearly folded font-of-the-unholy Loom brand of underwear with a cornucopia logo (2025-12-15 02:52:37).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ said, "....in SHORT, THE triangle had to quaff the potion medicinally, in ORDER to counter a persistent TWITCH, an itch in his nether region due to the dry air." (2025-12-15 02:54:55).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ said, "but the second one was supposed to be topical, as an ointment. an honest mistake it seema." (2025-12-15 02:56:25).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ hesitates then places the underwear on Liberia's head (2025-12-15 02:58:36).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ said, "if the panties don't fit, you must ... pull harder" (2025-12-15 02:59:23).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ said, "I've invited some vermin in the library to be our jurors, and killed an advocate next door, he was clearly biased" (2025-12-15 03:36:44).

- You say, "So, my lawyer is late, but I don't seem to even need one, and certainly not a Desert Wolf Lawyer who was probably bribed before to act as my treacherous second!" (2025-12-15 07:03:49).
- You say, "I can present my case in all clarity (wink wink) fine enough by myself. We LIBERALLY and INDIVIDUALLY agreed to the rules that I bullhorned before. No potions. You asked about drugs and I said ok. Then you took the potion and said it was a drug." (2025-12-15 07:06:13).
- You say, "Now you come here with a standard vial and say there is no drug in it, so you just confessed to having used a potion." (2025-12-15 07:07:02).
- You say, "You gained two blice and a tholly by killing me AND I WILL HAVE THEM" (2025-12-15 07:07:36).
- You give your Dose of Amphetamines to Ayn Rand. (2025-12-15 07:16:30).
- You give your Fried Angel Wings to Ayn Rand. (2025-12-15 07:16:46).
- You give your Bottle of Beer to Ayn Rand. (2025-12-15 07:16:52).
- You give your Bottle of Fermented Blood to Ayn Rand. (2025-12-15 07:16:56).

- ←°•·∞·•°→ said, "settle this before trial... I thought this was a capital case..." (2025-12-15 08:40:16).

- Hypotenuse Sinclair said, "let it be known that no potion duel ruel was agreed upon. I cant, nay I shant have you make up new rules post duel." (2025-12-15 10:41:47).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair appears to be poking around on a calculator but then the dester wolf lawyer pips in, "agreed upon, nay, never agreed upon. shuch a rule was only agreed upon by one party! awooooooo! (2025-12-15 10:43:44).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair perks up in thier chair, as the Fancy Desert Wolf Laywer explains that the agreed upon rules were as follows: "no lotions, no spells, just too demons in cowboy hats and futuristic weaponry they cannot really handle!" (2025-12-15 10:47:53).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair 's expensive canine legal expert says, "sub section 2, preformance enhancing drugs are encouraged." (2025-12-15 10:50:45).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair 's lawyer says, "in the desert, the air is really dry and your skin drys out really easy. It's really an unfair advantage to be well moisturized. I should know I studied at Law at Desert U." (2025-12-15 10:53:53).
- You emote, " seethes!" (2025-12-15 10:57:04)
- Hypotenuse Sinclair can be seen tossing another pack of cigarettes on Ayn Rand's Desk. (2025-12-15 11:05:21).
- You give your Pack of Cigarettes to Ayn Rand. (2025-12-15 11:07:26).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair 's lawyer asserts, "Let it be known that a potion is a performance enhancing drug like any other." i (2025-12-15 11:23:53)

- Ayn Rand said, "Let us be clear on a few things." (2025-12-15 15:23:02).
- Ayn Rand said, "First, I do like being bribed. It shows initiative, and industry is a chief virtue in an objectivist court." (2025-12-15 15:23:46).
- Ayn Rand said, "However, we are guided by the chief moral laws of Objectivism in this court: reason, enlighten selfishness, and long-winded diatribes." (2025-12-15 15:25:12).
- Ayn Rand said, "Remember, after all, the greatest hero of the 20th century, and perhaps of all time, John Galt, gave a 90 page speech during his trial in perhaps the greatest work of literary philosophy ever written, Atlas Shrugged." (2025-12-15 15:27:13).
- Ayn Rand said, "Be that as it may, the crux of the issue seems to rest on whether there was a valid contract in place before the duel." (2025-12-15 15:29:30).
- Ayn Rand said, "By the by, Liberia, I have placed you under a bench agony curse." (2025-12-15 15:31:24).
- Ayn Rand said, "Please do not bring communist drivel into this capitalist court space." (2025-12-15 15:31:51).
- Ayn Rand said, "In any event, the core of the question is whether there is a signed contract somewhere that can be submitted to evidence." (2025-12-15 15:32:57).
- Ayn Rand said, "For anything two people freely enter into is considered obligatory and binding in an Objectivist court." (2025-12-15 15:33:26).
- Ayn Rand said, "Anything else stinks of communistic statism, and will be set aside by this court." (2025-12-15 15:34:25).
- Ayn Rand said, "The plaintiff and the defendant have a fact dispute over whether there was a mutual agreement before the duel took place." (2025-12-15 15:35:49).
- Ayn Rand said, "So, I ask, do any of you have third party witnesses to this agreement?" (2025-12-15 15:36:10).
- Ayn Rand said, "If so, bring them before the court to provide their testimony." (2025-12-15 15:36:31).
- Ayn Rand proceeds to sit back and smoke a half-pack of cigarettes. (2025-12-15 15:38:07).
- You say, "You judgy Honour, I present to you: The binding contract." (2025-12-15 15:38:08).
- You use your bullhorn to say: "https://pasteboard.co/brh3dEzSjqBf.jpg". (2025-12-15 15:38:12).

- Ayn Rand leans in and examines the document, swaying slightly. (2025-12-15 15:40:41).
- Ayn Rand is chasing it with some rum and angel wings, of course. (2025-12-15 15:38:46).
- Ayn Rand seems to be drunk. (2025-12-15 15:40:56).
- Ayn Rand said, "Very good! Although, this contract seems to be with a 'small red triangle down'. Is this a known alias of you, Hypotenuse, or do you dispute that this is actually you agreeing to these terms?" (2025-12-15 15:42:21).
- Ayn Rand hiccoughs, and then laughs at her hiccough, which causes her to hiccough again. (2025-12-15 15:43:25).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair makes the universal symbol of the triangle as their laywer asserts that Hypotenuse Sinclair is an idealized platonic solid that can take on many forms - one of which is a small red downward facing triangle. (2025-12-15 15:59:01).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair 's handsome and well paid wolf laywer, continues, "Now let it be know that that anonymously anounced was a heavily edited document and is not to be taken as legally binding as shown. There has been clear tampering of the evidences. Note the change in the letter 'P' in the word 'Lotion'. Changing it to read the word 'Potion' with a simple flick of the post-factual flick of a pin. It is clear that Critical Fool is guilty of a forgery and this case should be dismissed! My client is not guilty of using any lotions prior to the duel, as it would be unsportsmanlike. The only thing my client is guilty of is having dry, dry, flakey, chapped skin!" (2025-12-15 16:05:48).
- You say, "Me, a forger? That is...too much! I WILL HAVE MY TWO BLICE! AND A THOLLY!" (2025-12-15 16:14:59).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair said, "And how is it that you have such smooth, silky, unbothered skin, Critical?" (2025-12-15 16:17:15).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair said, "You wouldn't happen to have been applying medicated creams, balms or lotions lately?" (2025-12-15 16:18:11).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair 's lawyer looks at the Fool and snarls. (2025-12-15 16:19:04).
- You say, "As a teenager, of course I do. I WILL HAVE MY TWO BLICE! AND A THOLLY!" (2025-12-15 17:18:43).
- Hypotenuse Sinclair 's lawyer says, "ah then you admit it! You used lotions before the duel. You violated your own duel rules and thereby have no leg to stand on, legally speaking." (2025-12-15 17:34:03).
- You say, "I KNOW YOU TRY TO MAKE ME DO SOMETHING IRRATIONAL BUT I WON'T. Not in this objective court." (2025-12-15 17:48:04).
- You use your bullhorn to say: "As a witness to the contract, I call on the venerable ←°•·∞·•°→". (2025-12-15 18:28:03).

- Ayn Rand said, "Objectivist court. Not objective court, though of course I am objective." (2025-12-15 18:56:40).
- Ayn Rand said, "But, witness, proceed with your testimony." (2025-12-15 18:57:05).
- Ayn Rand goes back to smoking her bribes and payments while waiting for the witness to speak. (2025-12-15 18:57:58).

- You whisper, "Say it like it was and I give you...two blice and a tholly!" to ←°•·∞·•°→. (2025-12-15 19:09:49).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ wakes up and lurches into clattering action (2025-12-15 21:29:53).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ seems to not quite know where he is... "sorry, I had a vivid nightmare of a Bolshevik smashing pianos. I may be slightly psychic, I'm picking up somebody's residue... also, I'm craving a cigarette" (2025-12-15 21:32:15).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ crams his bulk into the witness box. it's like watching bare Xmas trees having a threesome (2025-12-15 21:33:44).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ said, "err, what's the question?" (2025-12-15 21:34:15).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ said, "Some want to explain this potion by its ointment descent. Others think the source is a drug enhancement, with only a slight influence of medicated itch relief. The lack of certainty of these theories suggests that both are false. Additionally neither has the power to explain the itself. Naturally nobody would waste time on such considerations if there was no DUAL UNGUENT by the name of CLAM BAT CRABBITY." (2025-12-15 21:46:57).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ said, "THE BOTTLE reminds one of a flat spindle of threads in the form of a star; anyway in reality it is wound with a piece of string, actually pieces, shreds of string of various thicknesses and colours. From the centre of the star sticks out an orthogonal little stick, and from the end of it at a right angle is fastened another." (2025-12-15 21:48:03).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ said, "With the help of this second spout and one of the star's glass rays one can place CC as if on two little legs." (2025-12-15 21:49:13).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ said, "One gets the idea this type of structure must have once been suited to some function, but is now broken. But it doesn't seem to be the case, at least there isn't slightest proof. There is no trace of gluing or repair. The whole feels useless, but really is missing nothing, it's complete. We can say nothing more, because the CC unguent is very runny and doesn't let itself be apprehended." (2025-12-15 21:50:13).
- Ayn Rand looks at Critical Fool. (2025-12-15 21:50:31).
- Ayn Rand said, "You called your witness. You may begin your examination." (2025-12-15 21:50:51).
- Ayn Rand said, "When they are done, Mr Sinclair can begin their cross-examination." (2025-12-15 21:51:23).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ said, "It drips on the ceiling or under the stairs, in the corridor, in the vestibule. Sometimes it's invisible for months. Sometimes it goes to the neighbours', but always returns to us. Sometimes when someone enters and sees it resting on the staircase, they feel like addressing it. Naturally one doesn't ask it any complicated questions, you address it – also because it is small – as if a child. We ask: "What are you called?" It answers: "Clambat Crabbity"" (2025-12-15 21:51:52).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ said, "And are you a potion or a drug or an ointment or an unguent ?" YES! it says and laughs, but it is a laughter not involving any lungs, similar to the rubbing of fallen leaves." (2025-12-15 21:53:57).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ let's out such a chuckle himself, then sags into silence, blinking stupidly (2025-12-15 21:54:52).

- Liberia Crystal said, "Question for the judge? Can I yell OBJECTION and be all really cool and smart and loved by the people for being so smart in court?" (2025-12-16 01:14:03).

- Outside, you can begin to hear the pitter-patter of rain drops beginning to fall. The tempo accelerates and soon the steady drum of rain pounds on the roof of the building. (2025-12-16 02:25:04).
- You emote, " looks critically confused." (2025-12-16 06:25:05).
- You say, "Just say we said potions, not lotions. Because that is what we said." (2025-12-16 06:26:04).
- You say, "NO MORE WORD PLAY! I WILL HAVE MY TWO BLICE! AND A THOLLY!" (2025-12-16 06:27:26).
- You emote, " being a demon teenager, cries a bit. Pulls it together." (2025-12-16 06:28:16).
- You whisper, "So, ←°•·∞·•°→, when we agreed to the duel rules, did we say no potions or no lotions? Just say it." to ←°•·∞·•°→. (2025-12-16 06:29:01).
- ←°•·∞·•°→ said, "just cowboy hats and micro decouplers. that's all I remember being affirmative." (2025-12-16 09:41:49).
- You emote, " cries some more." (2025-12-16 10:16:44).

- Hypotenuse Sinclair 's fancy wolf lawyer grins. (2025-12-16 13:08:08).

- Ayn Rand regards Liberia for a moment. (2025-12-16 13:52:02).
- Ayn Rand said, "Yes, you may object to whatever you want in this court. We are all powerful individualists. You may especially object to socialism." (2025-12-16 13:53:21).
- Ayn Rand said, "Alright, let us cut to the chase." (2025-12-16 13:53:52).
- Ayn Rand said, "The document seems clear that potions were not permitted in the duel per the terms stipulated." (2025-12-16 13:55:56).
- Ayn Rand said, "The contract was agreed to by both parties, as admitted by the defendant." (2025-12-16 13:56:23).
- Ayn Rand said, "However, the terms only stipulated the restrictions, not the sanctions." (2025-12-16 13:56:45).
- Ayn Rand said, "Therefore, in my judgement, Hypotenuse Sinclair is in breech of contract." (2025-12-16 13:58:10).
- Ayn Rand said, "However, since the contract stipulated no penalty for breech of contract, there is no sanction for said breech." (2025-12-16 13:58:53).
- Ayn Rand said, "Thus, I suggest that you clarify your contract agreement to include punishments for breaking the deal, and then duel each other again." (2025-12-16 14:00:43).
- Ayn Rand said, "For funsies." (2025-12-16 14:01:05).

- You emote, " stops crying, looks around in disbelief, the too broad mouth gasping for air." (2025-12-16 14:13:04).
- You say, "Sophistry. Word Play. Lawyers. WHERE IS THE FUN IN THAT, I SHOW YOU" (2025-12-16 14:14:47).
- You feel your pulse quicken and your understanding sharpen. While possessed of Combat Clarity, you will gain a +15% bonus to hit with all attacks. (2025-12-16 14:15:05).
...
- You attack Desert Wolf Lawyer, a(n) Desert Wolf with your Rifle and hit for 11 points of piercing damage. Your weapon is now out of ammunition. This was enough to kill them! It is a member of your faction! You will not gain experience for this attack! (2025-12-16 14:15:42).
- You say, "WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW, TREACHEROUS LAWYER" (2025-12-16 14:16:26).
- You say, "YOU USED TO BE MY FLUFFY DESERT BUDDY SECOND AND BETRAYED ME" (2025-12-16 14:16:48). - Honorable Second Zolphin, a Dolphin, belonging to Hypotenuse Sinclair attacked you and missed! (2025-12-16 14:17:33).
- You say, "Shut up, dolphin, I am having a MELODRAMATIC breakdown here." (2025-12-16 14:17:38).
- You say, "I shot the desert wolf lawyer on the steps of the court and I WOULD DO IT AGAIN" (2025-12-16 14:18:07).
- You use your bullhorn to say: "TWO. BLICE. ONE. THOLLY.". (2025-12-16 14:18:49).
- You emote, " drops the incriminating rifle, no prints on that one!" (2025-12-16 14:19:20).
- You say, "And I will keep my skin smooth with potions from now on. Just so you know." (2025-12-16 14:20:00).
- You emote, " sobs melodramatically" (2025-12-16 14:20:21).
- You emote, " shakes fist one more time, then storms out." (2025-12-16 14:34:04).
- You step outside of Theater of the Air. (2025-12-16 14:34:17).
- You use your bullhorn to say: "I WILL HAVE MY TWO BLICE. AND A THOLLY!". (2025-12-16 14:34:40).

[Orbis_3]

hahaha this is the most amazing bit of roleplay ever, Netflix should make a movie. thank you so much for cobbling it together! thanks to everybody spontaneously playing along with chaos nonsense! btw the issue of moving the SH to the Simoom remains unresolved due to too many conduit markers.... but we'll probably be back, chaotic drifting is the best.!

[squib]

DAGUM RIGHT! BUT HOW UNSPORTSMANSLIKE OF YOU TO SHOOT MY HANDSOME DESERT WOLF LAWYER! I OUGHT TO SUE YOU, BUT FIRST I NEED TO HIRE NEW LESS SHOOTABLE COUNCIL.