Amusing Things Seen in Game, Breath 6

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kylinn
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Amusing Things Seen in Game, Breath 6

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Seen on "a swarm of bees"

- GeneralCatton said, "Bees! Beeeeees! Bees everywhere! God, they're huge and they're sting crazy! They're ripping my flesh off! Run away, your firearms are useless against them!" (2025-08-10 13:47:48).
- GeneralCatton attacked you with a Haymaker and hit for 6 points of impact damage. (2025-08-10 13:47:50).
- GeneralCatton said, "My fists, however." (2025-08-10 13:47:59).

(combat spam leading to death)
- You have sent 1 credits to GeneralCatton along with the message: bzzzzzzzz (2025-08-10 14:02:07).
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Re: Amusing Things Seen in Game, Breath 6

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- (6 times) You pick up the Fragmentation Grenade. (2025-08-11 14:19:13).
- (9 times) You pick up the Pack of Cigarettes. (2025-08-11 14:20:10).
- You say, "Oh hey, thanks for all the grenades. I have the perfect use for them." (2025-08-11 14:20:22).
- You fiddle with the pin mechanism, jogging it in and out. There is a soft click as the pin bends which you pay no attention to. A moment later, the grenade explodes in your hands! You take 64 points of damage! The force of the blast was enough to kill you! (2025-08-11 14:20:28).
- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. Your growing attunement to the Nexus has caused you to gain 2 Experience Points. (2025-08-11 14:20:32).
- You fiddle with the pin mechanism, jogging it in and out. There is a soft click as the pin bends which you pay no attention to. A moment later, the grenade explodes in your hands! You take 51 points of damage! The force of the blast was enough to kill you! (2025-08-11 14:20:38).
- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. Your growing attunement to the Nexus has caused you to gain 2 Experience Points. (2025-08-11 14:20:40).
- You fiddle with the pin mechanism, jogging it in and out. There is a soft click as the pin bends which you pay no attention to. A moment later, the grenade explodes in your hands! You take 56 points of damage! The force of the blast was enough to kill you! (2025-08-11 14:20:53).
- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. Your growing attunement to the Nexus has caused you to gain 2 Experience Points. (2025-08-11 14:20:55).
- You fiddle with the pin mechanism, jogging it in and out. There is a soft click as the pin bends which you pay no attention to. A moment later, the grenade explodes in your hands! You take 62 points of damage! The force of the blast was enough to kill you! (2025-08-11 14:21:01).
- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. Your growing attunement to the Nexus has caused you to gain 2 Experience Points. (2025-08-11 14:21:02).
- You fiddle with the pin mechanism, jogging it in and out. There is a soft click as the pin bends which you pay no attention to. A moment later, the grenade explodes in your hands! You take 41 points of damage! (2025-08-11 14:21:08).
- You light one of the cigarettes and take a few puffs of smoke. Your lungs constrict as the smoke fills them and you hack and wheeze a bit. You take 4 points of damage! (2025-08-11 14:21:10).
- You light one of the cigarettes and take a few puffs of smoke. Your lungs constrict as the smoke fills them and you hack and wheeze a bit. You take 2 points of damage! (2025-08-11 14:21:11).
- You light one of the cigarettes and take a few puffs of smoke. Your lungs constrict as the smoke fills them and you hack and wheeze a bit. You take 5 points of damage! Your lungs seize up as a horrific coughing fit shakes your body! Soon, you begin to feel light-headed and then collapse, dead. (2025-08-11 14:21:12).
- Your spirit feels drawn to a new body and you quickly enter it. You have respawned. Your growing attunement to the Nexus has caused you to gain 2 Experience Points. (2025-08-11 14:21:14).
- You fiddle with the pin mechanism, jogging it in and out. There is a soft click as the pin bends which you pay no attention to. A moment later, the grenade explodes in your hands! You take 46 points of damage! (2025-08-11 14:21:19).
- You light one of the cigarettes and take a few puffs of smoke. Your lungs constrict as the smoke fills them and you hack and wheeze a bit. You take 1 points of damage! (2025-08-11 14:21:21).
- You light one of the cigarettes and take a few puffs of smoke. Your lungs constrict as the smoke fills them and you hack and wheeze a bit. You take 2 points of damage! (2025-08-11 14:21:22).
- You light one of the cigarettes and take a few puffs of smoke. Your lungs constrict as the smoke fills them and you hack and wheeze a bit. You take 2 points of damage! Your lungs seize up as a horrific coughing fit shakes your body! Soon, you begin to feel light-headed and then collapse, dead. (2025-08-11 14:21:24).
Grenades and Cigarettes, name a more perfect combination for death farmers.
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Re: Amusing Things Seen in Game, Breath 6

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- a bored Slaaneshi cultist said, "'sup. I'm here for the books." (2025-11-19 13:35:42)
- a bored Slaaneshi cultist said, "Although I *do* need soul ice and I know you heal Chibodee... hmm..." (2025-11-19 13:36:44)
- a bored Slaaneshi cultist said, "But I just drank an extended invis and don't want to waste it... hmm." (2025-11-19 13:37:30)
- You feel invigorated. You regain an extra Action Point. (2025-11-19 14:00:07)
- Chibodee Crocket holds out his arms and shrugs. "Hey, who am I to deny a beautiful woman my body. Sure, take my blood. And be sure to swing by Little Cupids STYGIA HOT Fried Angel Wings later for an even more tasty treat!" (2025-11-19 14:19:17)
- You feel invigorated. You regain an extra Action Point. (2025-11-19 15:00:06)
- (2 times) Chibodee Crocket attacked you with a Cobra Strike and missed! (2025-11-19 15:11:37 | 2025-11-19 15:11:35)
- Chibodee Crocket whispered to you, saying "embarassing..." (2025-11-19 15:11:42)
- Chibodee Crocket attacked you with a Cobra Strike and hit for 13 points of impact damage. (2025-11-19 15:57:15)
- Chibodee Crocket attacked you with a Cobra Strike and hit for 19 points of impact damage. (2025-11-19 15:57:16)
- Chibodee Crocket attacked you with a Cobra Strike and missed! (2025-11-19 15:57:19)
- You feel invigorated. You regain an extra Action Point. (2025-11-19 16:00:07)
- Chibodee Crocket attacked you with a Cobra Strike and hit for 19 points of impact damage. (2025-11-19 16:02:07)
- Chibodee Crocket attacked you with a Cobra Strike and missed! (2025-11-19 16:02:09)
- a bored Slaaneshi cultist said, "You can't even see me, and I don't feel very beautiful right now, dude." (2025-11-19 16:09:18)
- a bored Slaaneshi cultist said, "I mean, technically, WE, but a Worm that Walks is still kind of an individual. I need to put in with the Elder Powers about a better aspect because this shit sucks." (2025-11-19 16:09:55)
- Mericinae has earned the Species Endangerer badge! (2025-11-19 16:10:04)
- a bored Slaaneshi cultist said, "The madness of Agh-za-haru sounds fun until he thinks to turn you into a mass of insects for shits and giggles." (2025-11-19 16:10:27)
- a bored Slaaneshi cultist said, "On the other hand, I can summon puppies and imps and dragons at will so it's not ALL bad." (2025-11-19 16:10:52)
- Chibodee Crocket attacked you with a Cobra Strike and hit for 13 points of impact damage. This was enough to kill you! (2025-11-19 16:17:24)
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Re: Amusing Things Seen in Game, Breath 6

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The conclusion to the lively chat. I guess Slaanesh's followers don't like being called beautiful :oops:
- You say, "All bugs are beautiful uwu" (2025-11-19 16:33:40).
- a bored Slaaneshi cultist said, "I am..... going to sit over there." (2025-11-19 18:39:20).
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