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Top Killers (Breath) 9/4/25
Character
Kills
1.) A Burning Man 166
2.) Vashta Nerada 162
3.) Grakbie 154
4.) DRACULA MUMMY 149
5.) Mousus 148
6.) Liberia Crystal 142
7.) Mousia 137
8.) Ferric Fireheart 135
9.) Zata'hur 131
10.) Fractions Frog 131

Top Damage Dealers (Breath) 9/11/25
Character
Damage Dealt
1.) Mousia 12,572
2.) Mousus 12,453
3.) A Burning Man 11,674
4.) Grakbie 11,627
5.) DRACULA MUMMY 11,035
6.) Solo-Raiding Void Walker 10,944
7.) Thanquol 10,505
8.) Vashta Nerada 10,464
9.) Shaidar Haran 10,295
10.) Zata'hur 10,060

Top Transcended Killers (Career) 9/11/25
Character
Transcended Killed
1.) William Corvinus 2,380
2.) Forgotten Toad 1,080
3.) The King In Orange 1,067
4.) Plum 1,047
5.) an eerie melody 1,013
6.) Jabberwock 979
7.) The Flying Spaghetti Monster 809
8.) Shaidar Haran 808
9.) drugbeard 797
10.) TRAITOR TOAD 673


Top Healers (Breath) 9/12/25
Character
HP Healed
1.) Alexis Rose 14,539
2.) Virvatuli 8,082
3.) James Holden 6,145
4.) Kemuel 5,939
5.) Arica 5,333
6.) Khione 5,322
7.) Trurl 5,103
8.) H2O Level Detector Unit 523M 3,458
9.) Custer of the West 3,090
10.) Feyre 2,840

Top Buffers (Career) 9/12/25
Character
Buffs Granted
1.) Eleanor 8,530
2.) Kemuel 6,665
3.) Hydodyn 4,599
4.) Arica 3,687
5.) Haxta 3,664
6.) Leila 3,413
7.) Katerina Hasheen 2,127
8.) Wassail 1,840
9.) Harvey 1,786
10.) Shady Shampoo Salesman 1,571

Top Door Destroyers (Breath) 9/12/25
Character
Doors Destroyed
1.) Ekina Darkha 191
2.) Lord Anonymous of 4Chan 55
3.) Arglesby R. Boretum 41
4.) Dreldarr 25
5.) Trurl 17
6.) GeneralCatton 4
7.) Vanis the Hun 4
8.) DRACULA MUMMY 4
9.) Ferric Fireheart 4
10.) Karate Keith 4

Top Door Repairmen (Breath) 9/12/25
Character
Doors Repaired
1.) Ekina Darkha 183
2.) Lord Anonymous of 4Chan 55
3.) Arglesby R. Boretum 41
4.) Dreldarr 23
5.) Krel 16
6.) Trurl 14
7.) Jardal 13
8.) Sofia Piscitelli 7
9.) ★★ 6
10.) The Rhombus of Tolerance 6

Top Pet Killers (Career) 9/12/25
Character
Pets Killed
1.) AT&T Customer Service 36,002
2.) Agent Jack Bauer: The Cat 15,436
3.) Fedayeen 13,043
4.) Edward D. Cope 12,808
5.) a floating simoom 12,272
6.) Tadpole- A Tree climbing Catfish 12,267
7.) Nightwielder 9,406
8.) Liberia Crystal 7,986
9.) your doppelgänger 6,271
10.) Erduhr-Khazai 5,785

Top Electricians (Breath) 9/14/25
Character
Power Restored
1.) Takeda 761
2.) Pharaoh 748
3.) Ohm von Blackvolt- Hertz 722
4.) Forgotten Toad 697
5.) Reith MacQuill 685
6.) Shyrgar 684
7.) Edbold 683
8.) Garth Lupon 682
9.) Klapaucius 674
10.) Joe Hockey 664

Top Buffers (Breath) 9/14/25
Character
Buffs Granted
1.) Eskuzabal 663
2.) Esrahil 98
3.) Custer of the West 94
4.) Rosa Mundi 86
5.) It Huuurts 73
6.) Eleanor 62
7.) Kemuel 58
8.) Samiel 37
9.) Six-Paths, Beggar of Akavat 36
10.) Dahlia 32

[MrFrank]

Let It Be Known that Countess Marie of Montesque, keeper of the Keys of Silver Isle and Admiral of the Bastion Fleet, has challenged Dame Commander Jeanne of the Royal Signal Corps to a duel over a dire matter of honor to which no lesser resolution can bring satisfaction.

The duel is to take place at the Field of Honor in Kingsport, with the High Priest of the Cathedral of Saint Damon overseeing the terms and weapons. Per the agreement of the challenge, the duel is to be to the death. Our illustrious Sovereign has given his approval to the challenge, and his Keeper of the Roll of Honor shall be present.

Top Door Destroyers (Breath)
Character
Doors Destroyed
1.) Ekina Darkha 221
2.) Lord Anonymous of 4Chan 139
3.) Dreldarr 53
4.) Arglesby R. Boretum 41
5.) Trurl 25
6.) GeneralCatton 4
7.) Baya Bladesworn 4
8.) Vanis the Hun 4
9.) Durumana 4
10.) DRACULA MUMMY 4

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Top Transcended Killers (Career)
Character
Transcended Killed
1.) William Corvinus 2,396
2.) Forgotten Toad 1,083
3.) The King In Orange 1,067
4.) Plum 1,059
5.) an eerie melody 1,013
6.) Jabberwock 989
7.) The Flying Spaghetti Monster 819
8.) Shaidar Haran 819
9.) drugbeard 800
10.) TRAITOR TOAD 673

Top Miniboss Killers (Breath)
Character
Minibosses Killed
1.) Tina 1
2.) Rosa Mundi 1
3.) Character Name 0
4.) Doc Snuggles 0
5.) EugeneKay 0
6.) CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS 0
7.) A Murderous Ice Cream Truck 0
8.) Baalhrezem 0
9.) Sefah Wefcas 0
10.) Spinosaurus 0

Top Lockpickers (Breath)
Character
Locks Picked
1.) Set o Lockpicks 785
2.) Ekina Darkha 263
3.) Arglesby R. Boretum 52
4.) a pink cocker spaniel 23
5.) Sofia Piscitelli 6
6.) Thaddeus Ilýsio 4
7.) Gerry 3
8.) Benevolence 2
9.) Casior 1
10.) Trouble 1

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Top Damage Dealers (Breath)
Character
Damage Dealt
1.) Thanquol 19,536
2.) Mousia 19,274
3.) Mousus 18,538
4.) Dustin Henderson 18,300
5.) Tina 17,799
6.) A Burning Man 15,746
7.) Grakbie 15,633
8.) Stretch 14,872
9.) DRACULA MUMMY 14,808
10.) Shaidar Haran 14,706

Top Demon Killers (Breath)
Character
Demons Killed
1.) Skull Face 103
2.) Mousia 84
3.) Laetitia Maitland 75
4.) Mousus 73
5.) Grakbie 72
6.) Graaaaaaagh 55
7.) Nikolett 53
8.) Ferric Fireheart 52
9.) Vashta Nerada 44
10.) DRACULA MUMMY 44

Top Spellcasters (Breath)
Character
Spells Cast
1.) Mousium 1,235
2.) Cerce 1,105
3.) An True 892
4.) Dreldarr 642
5.) Vyra 630
6.) Gluena 592
7.) Ny Har Rut Hotep 551
8.) Rhialto the Marvellous 541
9.) M.H. 489
10.) Kargoth 487

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Top Buffers (Breath)
Character
Buffs Granted
1.) Eskuzabal 1,059
2.) Custer of the West 145
3.) Kemuel 138
4.) Rosa Mundi 125
5.) It Huuurts 117
6.) Dahlia 117
7.) Esrahil 114
8.) Eleanor 88
9.) Samiel 65
10.) Katerina Hasheen 44


Top Door Repairmen (Career)
Character
Doors Repaired
1.) Gromit 1,858
2.) Guttersnipe 1,753
3.) Mizoni 1,701
4.) Doorman! 1,694
5.) Black Saphire 1,511
6.) Volstok 1,450
7.) Nathan Grantham 1,435
8.) Pilgrim 1,421
9.) Shadowbrood 1,411
10.) Tyrannicus 1,395


Top Item Finders (Breath)
Character
Items Found
1.) Adonaios 1,607
2.) a pink cocker spaniel 1,252
3.) Bill Dauterive 1,084
4.) Amtherion 974
5.) Brother Fugue 910
6.) Smedley Butler 902
7.) KelsonHaldane 868
8.) Opher Foxaches 857
9.) Cairn 856
10.) Esrahil 849


Top Pet Killers (Breath)
Character
Pets Killed
1.) Thanquol 364
2.) Alkasino 311
3.) Dustin Henderson 294
4.) Stretch 276
5.) Klapaucius 265
6.) Athru 232
7.) Tina 223
8.) Maelstrom 177
9.) Maurice the Hormone Monster 174
10.) Anathiel 164


Top Door Destroyers (Career)
Character
Doors Destroyed
1.) Agent Jack Bauer: The Cat 2,027
2.) Yarish 1,989
3.) Liemannen 1,771
4.) Killer Bean 1,722
5.) Mizoni 1,701
6.) Black Saphire 1,596
7.) Devlin Bower 1,504
8.) Tyrannicus 1,481
9.) Shadowbrood 1,460
10.) Diegogarcia 1,419


Top Electricians (Career)
Character
Power Restored
1.) Jøstein Bever 3,633
2.) Andrew 2,825
3.) Magnus Richter 2,821
4.) Eireann 2,813
5.) a tree octopus 2,278
6.) Gromit 2,204
7.) Ukko Ylijumala 2,181
8.) Volstok 2,139
9.) Ina Thanks A Lot 2,094
10.) Debris 2,042


Top Healers (Career)
Character
HP Healed
1.) Inara Serra 330,672
2.) Sofia Piscitelli 187,517
3.) Kemuel 186,597
4.) A friendly sorcerer 144,135
5.) James Holden 111,228
6.) Big Boy Bob 99,534
7.) Manco 94,909
8.) Eleanor 91,449
9.) R5-D4 87,956
10.) Iron John Mainstay 86,424


Top Punching Bags (Breath)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) Arica 30,418
2.) Gerry 19,576
3.) Trurl 17,879
4.) JANITORBOT 16,996
5.) Edghould 14,858
6.) Placeholder 14,381
7.) Lord Anonymous of 4Chan 13,646
8.) Geneviève Ghyslaine 12,635
9.) Scribalist 12,277
10.) ReijoRitari 11,198



Top Angel Killers (Career)
Character
Angels Killed
1.) Jevek 3,452
2.) Goldaline 3,291
3.) Tadpole- A Tree climbing Catfish 2,797
4.) Quarrel 2,532
5.) the man who sold the world 2,334
6.) Plum 2,028
7.) Vile Brimstone 1,438
8.) a horse with no name 1,415
9.) Liemannen 1,366
10.) Catvom 1,243


Top Readers (Breath)
Character
Books Read
1.) Amtherion 557
2.) Haldos Jnr 471
3.) Catvom 350
4.) Bookscout 313
5.) Death Angel 301
6.) Joy 301
7.) Allison Wolf 299
8.) Molovian 292
9.) dilbertini 291
10.) Dreldarr 289


Top Punching Bags (Career)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) a bag of XP 764,304
2.) Kenny McCormick 701,977
3.) Elska Skapraun 556,258
4.) An True 506,496
5.) Nathan Grantham 481,659
6.) Liberia Crystal 421,223
7.) Zata'hur 413,720
8.) OONTS OONTS OONTS OONTS 364,546
9.) Sara 360,480
10.) Oath 341,958


Top Crafters (Breath)
Character
Items Crafted
1.) Kamael 361
2.) a humble carpenter 353
3.) Smedley Butler 327
4.) Urza 297
5.) Esrahil 284
6.) erikune 282
7.) drugbeard 276
8.) Twyla 271
9.) Madame Thanks A Lot 239
10.) Rhialto the Marvellous 234

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Top Punching Bags (Breath)
Character
Damage Taken
1.) Arica 30,418
2.) Gerry 19,937
3.) Trurl 17,879
4.) JANITORBOT 16,996
5.) Edghould 15,132
6.) Placeholder 14,390
7.) Lord Anonymous of 4Chan 13,646
8.) Geneviève Ghyslaine 12,882
9.) Scribalist 12,347
10.) Cnaiür urs Skiötha 11,394

[Thenixon]

Top Fontbuilders (Breath)
Character
Maximum Font Depth Created
1.) Feyre 138
2.) Alexis Rose 43
3.) Inara Serra 38

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Top Damage Dealers (Career)
Character
Damage Dealt
1.) Tadpole- A Tree climbing Catfish 1,020,545
2.) Liberia Crystal 822,564
3.) Liemannen 817,123
4.) Plum 769,579
5.) ___ 623,884
6.) Fedayeen 591,829
7.) Zata'hur 572,233
8.) your doppelgänger 569,372
9.) Kind 562,574
10.) William Corvinus 561,512

Top Lockpickers (Career)
Character
Locks Picked
1.) Set o Lockpicks 7,082
2.) Glueman 1,536
3.) Nathan Grantham 1,171
4.) Abijah the Twice-named 1,053
5.) Aaida 1,050
6.) A drunkard and coward 1,045
7.) Coron 1,037
8.) Mockfie 1,024
9.) Mr Dalliard 1,018
10.) Mika 1,012

Top Angel Killers (Career)
Character
Angels Killed
1.) Jevek 3,454
2.) Goldaline 3,291
3.) Tadpole- A Tree climbing Catfish 2,797
4.) Quarrel 2,536
5.) the man who sold the world 2,335
6.) Plum 2,033
7.) Vile Brimstone 1,438
8.) a horse with no name 1,415
9.) Liemannen 1,366
10.) Catvom 1,243

Most Killed Characters (Breath)
Character
No. of Deaths
1.) Placeholder 932
2.) Lord Anonymous of 4Chan 922
3.) MC Hammer 913
4.) Geneviève Ghyslaine 446
5.) Scribalist 358
6.) Elska Skapraun 340
7.) JANITORBOT 316
8.) Edghould 304
9.) Gerry 294
10.) Cnaiür urs Skiötha 247

Top Electricians (Breath)
Character
Power Restored
1.) Ohm von Blackvolt- Hertz 937
2.) Garth Lupon 935
3.) Shyrgar 933
4.) Reith MacQuill 928
5.) Edbold 874
6.) Pharaoh 856
7.) Forgotten Toad 847
8.) an eerie melody 838
9.) Piter de Vries 799
10.) Takeda 778

Top Buffers (Career)
Character
Buffs Granted
1.) Eleanor 8,575
2.) Kemuel 6,783
3.) Hydodyn 4,599
4.) Arica 3,692
5.) Haxta 3,664
6.) Leila 3,413
7.) Katerina Hasheen 2,157
8.) Wassail 1,840
9.) Harvey 1,786
10.) Shady Shampoo Salesman 1,571

Top Infusers (Career)
Character
Infusion Achieved
1.) your doppelgänger 79,103
2.) Ohm von Blackvolt- Hertz 73,521
3.) Thaddeus Ilýsio 65,526
4.) Fedayeen 65,088
5.) AT&T Customer Service 59,858
6.) Thane 56,981
7.) Vee 53,673
8.) Edward D. Cope 49,896
9.) William Corvinus 48,864
10.) Inara Serra 47,324

Top Target Shooters (Breath)
Character
Targets Shot
1.) Manco 570
2.) Rhialto the Marvellous 292
3.) Nikolett 215
4.) Desmond 214
5.) Paradox 205
6.) Katerina Hasheen 203
7.) Jayne Cobb 201
8.) HK-47 156
9.) Lamia 146
10.) Ludwig Prinn 139

Top Electricians (Career)
Character
Power Restored
1.) Jøstein Bever 3,633
2.) Magnus Richter 2,847
3.) Andrew 2,825
4.) Eireann 2,813
5.) a tree octopus 2,278
6.) Ukko Ylijumala 2,250
7.) Gromit 2,204
8.) Volstok 2,139
9.) Ina Thanks A Lot 2,123
10.) Debris 2,042

[MrFrank]

Let It Be Known that the duel between Sir Henri of Maitland, fifth of his line, and Dame Captain Vittoria of His Majesty's illustrious ship Dominion is concluded, with the former claiming victory by first blood as agreed upon. Let all worthies consider the matter of honor between them is to be settled.

The duel was held privately on the grounds of Chateau Lac-Saigneuse, with the Priestess of Batet overseeing the terms and weapons. All matters of honor have been conducted only as decreed by our illustrious Sovereign.

Top Gourmands (Breath)
Character
Food Eaten
1.) a pink cocker spaniel 661
2.) Adonaios 603
3.) Bill Dauterive 543
4.) Brother Fugue 186
5.) Opher Foxaches 131
6.) Mata Hari 113
7.) Juanita 104
8.) Horval Traam 96
9.) Graaaaaaagh 93
10.) Alkasino 92

[MrFrank]

Let It Be Known that Grandstone Extractions, chartered to House Grandstone, is pleased to announce the discovery of rich sources of vital Uranium in their holdings in the Marlin Coast. Dame Margeurite of the Rivermouth, chair of Grandstone Extractions, made the announcement on the tenth of the month at the board meeting on Sovereign's Day.

The Potosi Mine has already enjoyed five years of abundant returns, and House Grandstone wishes to inform Peer investors that as always, your money is in good hands.

Top Healers (Breath)
Character
HP Healed
1.) Alexis Rose 25,411
2.) Khione 13,643
3.) Arica 10,236
4.) Virvatuli 10,008
5.) Trurl 9,134
6.) Kemuel 8,426
7.) James Holden 7,519
8.) Western Custard 5,793
9.) H2O Level Detector Unit 523M 5,581
10.) Feyre 4,894