Thanks everyone for coming out and making the NC December BACHELOR AUCTION! such a success. We raised 590 BKM for the NEXUS CLASH PARTY FUND (please pay up if you are in arrears). If you are planning a NC community event, check in with PIMCO to see what services and/or party favors they can offer to make your event the success of your dreams.
PRICE ACTION HISTORY* -
KHARN -
10 25 35 40 44 60 65
75, with the MOST bidders and a THRILLING LAST MINUTE BID action, won by Yirrict.
TRURL -
10 30 50 51 60 65
75, won by Simon I.
MATTHEW Q -
10 34 40, won by E. Barton.
CABBAGE MAN -
10 20 35 40 50 60 75
80 90 150 180 200 220 230 240 250, in the FIERCEST bidding war won by Smirk.
A RAKE -
1 90, our unofficial bachelor won by Chango.
NIRVYANOS -
15 25 40, won by Smirk.
RUSTY WIRE -
20, won by Yoko K.
*Price auction history not guaranteed to be accurate. Bigger is not always better. Standard rates and charges apply. Extra shipping to Canada. Void where prohibited. Full logs below -
https://controlc.com/6aaf0154
AUCTION HIGHLIGHTS -
A mysterious clown menaces his bachelor.
- Chango honks his nose slowly, almost seductively. (2022-12-22 02:09:20).
The world's worst (best?) bouncer.
- Emmi said, "Was I meant to kill Mr Rake? Kaka dumb bird, you do know I'm a CONDUIT. wait. I've killed rake before. Where is he? this is doable" (2022-12-22 02:26:25).
A wizard gets to the essence of Kharn.
- Matthew Quigley said, "Ah, and he's screaming again." (2022-12-22 02:49:41).
Another wizard gets to the essence of the event.
- Nirvanyos the Arcane said, "Wait, are we selling people? I thought this was a scholarly mixer event." (2022-12-22 17:14:59).
For future ref, bibery of auction officials is a party foul. Bribery of other patrons is A-OK tho.
- ಠﭛಠ said, "be a Peach, deary and stop bidding." (2022-12-22 17:39:31).
- ಠﭛಠ tosses Simon a Peach dripping in some foul sticky liquid (2022-12-22 17:40:10).
- ಠﭛಠ holds up a paddle. 80 BKM on Cabbage man. (2022-12-22 17:41:19).
- Simon Iscariot said, "A traditional bribe would be more like 30 pieces of silver." (2022-12-22 17:43:34).
Philosophy!
Katerina Hasheen said, "All souls are of equal worth." (2022-12-22 17:57:26).
- Simon Iscariot said, "It is not so. We have determined here that the lowly cabbage merchant is highly desired and that the celebrated Titan Slayer is only worth a pity bid from his own overlord." (2022-12-22 18:00:43).
Kharn is roused from his ennui.
- Yoko Kurama walks over to kharn and smiles mischievously "out of here? But kharn you seem to be mistaken I am the highest bidder." (2022-12-22 19:51:38).
- Yoko Kurama places arm on his shoulder. "we will be having a grand time shortly" (2022-12-22 19:52:20).
- Kharn the Betrayer notices Yoko is the highest bidder and then feels an arm on his shoulder (2022-12-22 19:52:55).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "MIKO" (2022-12-22 19:52:59).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "HELP" (2022-12-22 19:53:03).
Does the Overlord protest too much?
- a shy miko said, "i-im glad someone wanted Kharn" (2022-12-22 20:11:27).
- a shy miko said, "I was worried for his future" (2022-12-22 20:11:37).
Everyone's a critic.
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "CABBAGE MAN" (2022-12-22 20:24:03).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "250 BKM?" (2022-12-22 20:24:08).
- Kharn the Betrayer said, "YEAH, RIGHT" (2022-12-22 20:24:16).
- Kharn the Betrayer attacked Cabbage Man with a Whip of Suffering , killing him! (2022-12-22 20:24:26).
Hey, who's flogging who!?
- Kharn the Betrayer attacked you with an Auction Paddle and hit for 11 points of impact damage. Your intense, holy aura burns them! They take 6 points of holy damage! This was enough to kill you! (2022-12-22 20:26:34).
If you have been unable thus far to connect with your bachelor please complain to me and I will do everything in my power (note: my powers are limited) to wrangle your recalcitrant partner.
If you want you can use this thread to update us Nosy Nancies your romantic or platonic or mercenary or pharma-related dates.
