Nexus Clash

Everyday is a bit off the top but I still look cute AF.

Where's a wig gotta go to find a head to sit on around these parts?

*wig runs over to a wall and starts scribbling nonsense with its tiny hair hands. ✦ THE CHER WIG ✦ It does not sit. It does not rest. It twirls. Once worn by a diva who refused to die gracefully, this wig achieved sentience somewhere between its 47th encore and a tax audit. The strands hum softly wh...